I Possess the Necronomicon
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Evil Ash: I possess the Necronomicon. I've crushed your pathetic army. Now I'll have my vengeance.
Ash: Buckle up, bonehead, 'cause you're goin' for a ride.
Evil Ash: Huh?

Evil Ash is perched upon a catapult, Ash slices off his hand to get the book back then cuts the rope sending Evil Ash hurdling into the air and exploding.