Best Quotes from Austin Powers
The Austin Powers trilogy was one of the best comedic movie series of all time. Mike Myers portrayed Powers with such wit and intrigue that you couldn’t watch just one of the movies. There was always something happening and the dialogue was slightly raunchy, yet undeniably funny. Some of the best movie quotes from the Austin Powers trilogy went on to be catch-phrases for people throughout the world.
Top 10 Austin Powers Movie Quotes
1. “Do I make you horny?”- Austin Powers. With rotten teeth and an orange mop on his head, better off handing him the number to a local escort. At least she gets paid to do it.
2. “Here’s the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for…..One MILLION DOLLARS!!”- Dr. Evil. One million dollars to hold the world ransom. Where is the sign-up sheet?
3. “Nice to mole you…meet you.”- Austin Powers. Nice to rotten teeth you..I mean, you have rotten teeth.
4. “ “Throw me a frigging’ bone here. I’m the boss…need the info!”- Dr. Evil. The femur is the largest bone in the human body reaching almost 20 inches, the smallest is the stapes bone. An adult human body has 206 bones, but infants can have between 300 and 350.
5. “Of course I’m not happy! Look at me, I’m a big fat slob. I’ve got bigger titties than you do. I’ve got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I’ve not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can’t stop eating. I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s someone I’d like to get in touch with and forgive… myself. [Farts] Sorry. I farted. It’s a long road ahead.” – Fat Bastard. Keeps coming up smelling like roses. Dead roses.
6. “Yeah baby, Yeah.”- Austin Powers. No baby, no.
7. “Welcome to my new submarine lair. It’s long and hard and full of seamen No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub.”- Dr Evil. Looks like he needs a new group of workers, ones that will laugh at his jokes, no matter how juvenile.
8. Scott: “It’s no hassle..” Dr. Evil: “Shh!” Scott: “But..” Dr. Evil: “Shh!” Scott: “Um..” Dr. Evil: “Shh!” Scott: “All I’m saying..” Dr. Evil: “Shh!” Scott: “They’re gonna get awa..” Dr. Evil: “Shh!” Scott: “I..” Dr. Evil: “Shh!” Scott: “I’m just..” Dr. Evil: “Shh!” Scott: “We..” Dr. Evil: “Shh!” Scott: “Would..” Dr. Evil: “Shh! Knock knock.” Scott: “Whose there?” Dr. Evil: “Shh!” Scott: “Look..” Dr. Evil: “Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh! Shh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive shh! Just know I have a whole bag of shhh! with your name on it.” Dr. Evil, I have a little Shh with your name on it.
9. “I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!”- Austin Powers. That must be what happened to his teeth.
10. “Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later”- Austin Powers. How about a week from never?