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Released: 2009-06-25
Bruno

Bruno is a 2009 British mockumentary comedy film directed by Larry Charles and starring Sacha Baron Cohen, who produced, co-wrote, and starred as the gay Austrian fashion journalist Bruno. The film is the third based on characters from Da Ali G Show, following Ali G Indahouse and Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Gay Austrian fashion reporter Bruno is fired from his own television show,...

You Are Watching Funkyzeit Program With Bruno

You Are Watching Funkyzeit Program With Bruno

00:07

Kunal tries to do the introduction to Funkyzeit, a little more urban and edgy.

Look at the Four of Us. We Are So Like the Sex and the City Girls

Look at the Four of Us. We Are So Like the Sex and the City Girls

00:17

In an effort to become straight, Bruno decides to join a group of three other...

Yeah, Well, Get Out of It. Your Finger's in My Alley

Yeah, Well, Get Out of It. Your Finger's in My Alley

00:04

Bruno decides to try the military to see if he can become straight, and he ke...

How Do You Protect Yourself From a Dildo?

How Do You Protect Yourself From a Dildo?

00:02

Bruno decides to take martial arts training, in order to protect himself from...

Listen, I Don't See How You Can Even Walk Out of Here With That Baby in Your Hands.

Listen, I Don't See How You Can Even Walk Out of Here With That Baby in Your Hands.

00:17

As a finale on his show, Richard Bey introduces a final guest, who works for ...

I Think You're Using Him as an Accessory

I Think You're Using Him as an Accessory

00:15

A Richard Bey audience member accuses Bruno of adopting O.J., just so that he...

That's Not the Baby's Name Is It?

That's Not the Baby's Name Is It?

00:07

Bruno tells the Richard Bey audience what he decided to name his adopted, Afr...

You Chose to Dress that Baby Up in a T-Shirt that Says What?

You Chose to Dress that Baby Up in a T-Shirt that Says What?

00:09

Bruno tells Richard Bey, on his TV show what his adopted son's T-shirt says.

Not Just Any Ipod

Not Just Any Ipod

00:05

Bruno gets a negative reaction from the Richard Bey audience for swapping his...

I Swapped Him For An IPod

I Swapped Him For An IPod

00:11

Bruno tells the audience how he got his adopted baby, O.J.

No, They're Called African-Americans, Girlfriend

No, They're Called African-Americans, Girlfriend

00:04

Bruno gets into a disagreement with an African-American audience member about...

Africa Is a Continent, Not a Country, Baby. Get It Right

Africa Is a Continent, Not a Country, Baby. Get It Right

00:14

Bruno struggles to understand the difference between Africans and African-Ame...

I Was in the Middle East, Like, Solving the Crisis There

I Was in the Middle East, Like, Solving the Crisis There

00:11

Bruno explains to the audience on the Richard Bey show, how he came to adopt ...

You Brought Your Son Here Today?

You Brought Your Son Here Today?

00:05

Bruno agrees to bring his son out to the stage on the Richard Bey show.

I'm Hoping That I Find Mr Right Am I Right?

I'm Hoping That I Find Mr Right Am I Right?

00:16

When Bruno brings up that he's looking for Mr. Right, the audience turns on him.

I'm Hoping That I Don't Grow Old Alone. Am I Right?

I'm Hoping That I Don't Grow Old Alone. Am I Right?

00:03

Bruno speaks on being a single parent on the Richard Bey show, and gets suppo...

It Is, Like, Really Difficult, You Know

It Is, Like, Really Difficult, You Know

00:06

Bruno answers the question about being a single parent on the Richard Bey show.

Where Are You From?

Where Are You From?

00:15

Bruno answers his first questions while making an appearance on the Richard B...

Welcome Back to Today With Richard Bey

Welcome Back to Today With Richard Bey

00:06

Bruno get introduced, while he makes an appearance on the Richard Bey show.

OJ, You're Going to Be on Television.

OJ, You're Going to Be on Television.

00:04

Bruno gets the news that his adopted son, O.J., will be on a Dallas TV Talk s...

We Have Chosen Your Baby to Be Dressed as a Nazi Officer

We Have Chosen Your Baby to Be Dressed as a Nazi Officer

00:19

Bruno informs a mother that he has selected her baby to be involved in his ph...

A Little Sensitive Subject Here. How Much Does She Weigh?

A Little Sensitive Subject Here. How Much Does She Weigh?

00:33

Bruno gets a mother to agree to get her baby to lose ten pounds in one week, ...

Is Your Baby Fine With Lit Phosphorus?

Is Your Baby Fine With Lit Phosphorus?

00:08

Bruno questions parents about getting their babies involved in a photo shoot,...

Is Your Baby Fine With Antiquated Heavy Machinery?

Is Your Baby Fine With Antiquated Heavy Machinery?

00:10

Bruno continues to interview parents to find out if their children are comfor...

Is She Okay With Extremely Rapid Acceleration?

Is She Okay With Extremely Rapid Acceleration?

00:20

Bruno talks to parents to try to get their kids involved in a photo shoot, an...

Amateur Science? What Do You Mean By That?

Amateur Science? What Do You Mean By That?

00:15

Bruno continues to interview parents, to get them to allow their children to ...

Is He Comfortable With Dead or Dying Animals?

Is He Comfortable With Dead or Dying Animals?

00:06

Bruno continues to interview parents to get their kids involved in his idea f...

Is Your Baby Comfortable With Bees, Wasps and Hornets?

Is Your Baby Comfortable With Bees, Wasps and Hornets?

00:06

Bruno tries to find kids to be involved in his photo shoot, and talks to pare...

So. We're Looking for Two Thieves to Be on the Crucifixes Next to My Baby

So. We're Looking for Two Thieves to Be on the Crucifixes Next to My Baby

00:12

Bruno tries to find new, young talent for his photo shoot, and gets permissio...

We're Gonna Do Like This Religious Theme

We're Gonna Do Like This Religious Theme

00:15

Bruno tries to find some parents willing to let their kids be involved in a p...

Mein Little Afrikanischer Freund

Mein Little Afrikanischer Freund

00:13

Bruno returns from Africa with a new baby, and hatches his plan to become wor...

Ich Was Encouraged to Leave the Middle East

Ich Was Encouraged to Leave the Middle East

00:12

Bruno decides to take the terrorist's advice and leave the Middle East, but h...

Can I Give You Guys a Word of Advice?

Can I Give You Guys a Word of Advice?

00:28

Bruno tries to become famous by insulting Osama Bin Laden to the terrorist or...

I'll Be Honest With You. I Want to Be Famous

I'll Be Honest With You. I Want to Be Famous

00:11

Bruno tries to get Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades to kidnap him, so that he can bec...

I Am Going to Say Something That Is Gonna Get You So Angry

I Am Going to Say Something That Is Gonna Get You So Angry

00:14

Bruno meets with a terrorist leader so that he can get himself kidnapped and ...

My Song Hadn't Worked, Und I Didn't Have Enough Ecstasy for Everyone

My Song Hadn't Worked, Und I Didn't Have Enough Ecstasy for Everyone

00:33

Bruno decides that since he can't become famous by making peace in the middle...

I've Written a Song That I Think Is Gonna Help Us Make Peace

I've Written a Song That I Think Is Gonna Help Us Make Peace

00:59

Bruno decides to think outside the Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung, and sings a so...

I Decided to Think Outside the Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung

I Decided to Think Outside the Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung

00:10

Bruno tries a last resort to create peace between Israel and Palestine.

Let's Try and Get a Solution, Right?

Let's Try and Get a Solution, Right?

00:18

Bruno tries to make peace between Israel and Palestine.

Why Are You So Anti-Hummus?

Why Are You So Anti-Hummus?

00:43

Bruno tries to create a peace treaty between Mossad and Hamas, and sits down ...

Hey, Great. Is That Marc Jacobs?

Hey, Great. Is That Marc Jacobs?

00:09

Bruno gets chased by several men, while visiting the middle east.

Ich Was Going to Become Famous by Solving a World Problem

Ich Was Going to Become Famous by Solving a World Problem

00:29

Bruno tries to find a charity that will make him famous.

Is There Anywhere in the World That No Celebrity Has Tried to Fix?

Is There Anywhere in the World That No Celebrity Has Tried to Fix?

00:10

Bruno tries to determine what would be even cooler than trying to save Darfur.

What's the Coolest Type of Charity to Get Into at the Moment?

What's the Coolest Type of Charity to Get Into at the Moment?

00:16

The Defossets tell Bruno about the coolest charity to get into at the moment,...

What's Going Extinct Right Now?

What's Going Extinct Right Now?

00:19

Bruno and the Defossets brainstorm to try to come up with a charity in which ...

I'm Really Into Doing Something Maybe for Africa

I'm Really Into Doing Something Maybe for Africa

00:05

Bruno brainstorms with Nicole and Suzanne Defosset, to determine which charit...

Global Warming's Only Getting Worse

Global Warming's Only Getting Worse

00:17

Bruno talks with the Defossets on what kind of charity he could start, in ord...

Well I'm Really Into Issues

Well I'm Really Into Issues

00:01

Bruno tries to find a charity to create, because he thinks that it will help ...

I Want a Charity That Doesn't Involve Too Much Effort

I Want a Charity That Doesn't Involve Too Much Effort

00:08

Bruno consults a PR firm to try to find a charity that involves minimal effor...

Thanks to Milli, Ich Could Now See Clearly

Thanks to Milli, Ich Could Now See Clearly

00:14

Bruno gets the answers and the motivation he needs to become world famous, af...

He Says He's in a Place With Green Trees and Flowers

He Says He's in a Place With Green Trees and Flowers

00:34

Bruno talks to Milli, through a psychic, so that he can ask advice on how to ...

I Couldn't Even Schtupp Rupaul

I Couldn't Even Schtupp Rupaul

00:21

Bruno looks for answers elsewhere, as he is denied by Ron Paul, despite his e...

That Guy Is Queerer Than the Blazes

That Guy Is Queerer Than the Blazes

00:08

Ron Paul talks to his assistant after he stormed out of an interview, where B...

All Right! Get Out Of Here!

All Right! Get Out Of Here!

00:08

Bruno takes his pants off, as he tries to seduce Ron Paul in a hotel bedroom,...

I Love Music

I Love Music

00:09

Bruno turns on some music, and begins to strip for Ron Paul, as he is waiting...

Has Anyone Ever Told You You Look Like Enrique Iglesias?

Has Anyone Ever Told You You Look Like Enrique Iglesias?

00:08

Bruno begins to try to seduce Ron Paul, as they wait in a bedroom while the p...

Do You Want Some Strawberries Or Maybe Some Oysters?

Do You Want Some Strawberries Or Maybe Some Oysters?

00:09

Bruno tries to loosen Ron Paul up, as they wait in a bedroom while the produc...

Yeah, You Were Great in There.

Yeah, You Were Great in There.

00:09

Bruno makes small talk as he begins taking his clothes off, with Ron Paul sit...

Do You Want Some Champagne?

Do You Want Some Champagne?

00:07

Bruno takes Ron Paul into the hotel suite bedroom while the production crew f...

So Tell Me, Who Are You Wearing?

So Tell Me, Who Are You Wearing?

00:11

Bruno begins his interview with Ron Paul by asking him about his wardrobe.

I'm Here With Congressman Ron Paul

I'm Here With Congressman Ron Paul

00:06

Bruno introduces Ron Paul, as he begins an interview with the former presiden...

Please, Where You Going?

Please, Where You Going?

00:04

Bruno pleas with a focus group member to try to get her to stay, as she is wa...

Is This the Dancing of a Talentless Idiot?

Is This the Dancing of a Talentless Idiot?

00:12

Bruno reads from the written responses from the focus group, and begins quest...

No Logical Person Would Consider a Show Like This

No Logical Person Would Consider a Show Like This

00:07

The focus group reacts to Br?no's show idea, Celebrity Max Out.

Lloyd, We Need to Distract Him

Lloyd, We Need to Distract Him

00:06

Bruno tries to get Lloyd to help him distract the TV executive, so that he do...

I Wanted to Poke My Eyes Out With Hot Needles

I Wanted to Poke My Eyes Out With Hot Needles

00:04

The members of a focus group react to seeing Bruno's new show idea.

Well, There's Always Two. There's Always Two

Well, There's Always Two. There's Always Two

00:02

Bruno reacts to his second critic in the focus group that is reviewing his ne...

What Sick Human Being Came Up With Something Like This?

What Sick Human Being Came Up With Something Like This?

00:02

A focus group member reacts to Bruno's new show, Celebrity Max Out.

There's Always One Who's Against It

There's Always One Who's Against It

00:04

Bruno reacts to the first criticism from the focus group for his new show.

Worst Piece of Crap I Have Ever Seen

Worst Piece of Crap I Have Ever Seen

00:08

Bruno gets his first criticism from a focus group for his new show, Celebrity...

Newsflash!  You're in a C-Lister's Womb

Newsflash! You're in a C-Lister's Womb

00:07

Bruno and Brittny play Future Kinder on his new show, Celebrity Max Out.

Is That a White-Trash Fetus?

Is That a White-Trash Fetus?

00:04

Bruno and Brittny play Future Kinder on his TV show pilot, where they look at...

Okay, Let's See What She's Got in Her Stomach

Okay, Let's See What She's Got in Her Stomach

00:04

Bruno introduces Future Kinder, the part of his pilot TV show where they get ...

Okay, It Is Britney's Sister. I Can't Even Remember Her Name.

Okay, It Is Britney's Sister. I Can't Even Remember Her Name.

00:12

Bruno airs his new show idea for a focus group.

Who's Ready to Max Out With Loads of Celebrities?

Who's Ready to Max Out With Loads of Celebrities?

00:12

Bruno gets his new TV show idea, A-List Celebrity Max Out, in front of a focu...

Me Und Lloyd, We Haven't Actually Spoke Since the Other Day

Me Und Lloyd, We Haven't Actually Spoke Since the Other Day

00:13

Bruno reminds Lloyd of their telephone conversation, where Bruno was getting ...

Also, So Tell Me About Your Humanitarian Work.

Also, So Tell Me About Your Humanitarian Work.

00:27

Paula Abdul tells about her passion for humanitarian work, as she uses a Mexi...

Come and Sit on Our Great Furniture

Come and Sit on Our Great Furniture

00:10

Bruno welcomes Paula Abdul to his interview location, and pays some Mexican g...

Could You Take Your Finger Out of My Arschenholer?

Could You Take Your Finger Out of My Arschenholer?

00:23

Lloyd has a telephone conversation with Bruno, while Bruno is in the salon ge...

Das Is All Maximum Santzgaut!

Das Is All Maximum Santzgaut!

00:03

Bruno is excited after he gets some exciting news from his agent about being ...

They're Exhausted After They Wax Salma Hayek?

They're Exhausted After They Wax Salma Hayek?

00:12

Bruno and the Waxing specialist theorize about why Salma Hayek's salon worker...

I Was Going To Go To The Salon That Maintains Salma Hayek's Inner Thighs

I Was Going To Go To The Salon That Maintains Salma Hayek's Inner Thighs

00:18

Bruno explains why he had to settle for Pink Cheeks Anal Bleaching Salon.

I Wanna Be a Star

I Wanna Be a Star

00:19

Lloyd reacts to Bruno's audition for the Jerry Maguire Show, and doesn't look...

I Couldn't Hear Your Voice or Laugh About It With You

I Couldn't Hear Your Voice or Laugh About It With You

00:05

Bruno auditions for a TV show in LA, so that he can fulfill his plans to beco...

"Shut Up, Women." That Was Improvisation.

"Shut Up, Women." That Was Improvisation.

00:03

Bruno goes off script during his audition with an agent for the Jerry Maguire...

Just Start With The Word Hello

Just Start With The Word Hello

00:10

Bruno reads from a script, to audition for a talent agent, as he tries to bec...

I Understand That You Took a Look at a Side

I Understand That You Took a Look at a Side

00:08

Lloyd Robinson, the talent agent, gives Bruno a shot at reading from a script...

So My Name's Bruno. I Was Born in Klagenfurt.

So My Name's Bruno. I Was Born in Klagenfurt.

00:08

Bruno introduces himself to his new talent agent, as he tries to become a cel...

The Biggest Gay Movie Star Since Schwarzenegger

The Biggest Gay Movie Star Since Schwarzenegger

00:04

Bruno tells about his plan to become a huge superstar in the United States, a...

Ich Arrived in LA Und Cunningly Avoided Being Snapped By The Waiting Paparazzi

Ich Arrived in LA Und Cunningly Avoided Being Snapped By The Waiting Paparazzi

00:06

Bruno tells about landing in LA, and being able to avoid the paparazzi in the...

What? I'm Not Coming

What? I'm Not Coming

00:16

Bruno says goodbye to Diesel, as he prepares to leave for L.A. to become a su...

Ich Was Going to Be the Biggest Austrian Superstar Since Hitler

Ich Was Going to Be the Biggest Austrian Superstar Since Hitler

00:06

Bruno tells about his plan to become a huge superstar in the United States, a...

Ich Realized That Night That the Fashion World Was Superficial Und Vacuous

Ich Realized That Night That the Fashion World Was Superficial Und Vacuous

00:13

Bruno talks about his plan to move to L.A. to become a celebrity, after being...

Bruno Was Aus

Bruno Was Aus

00:13

Bruno talks about being fired and black-listed for interrupting the Milan fas...

Wait. Get Me Out of This.

Wait. Get Me Out of This.

00:04

Bruno stumbles onto the runway at the Milan fashion show, De La Prada, while ...

It's A Velcro Suit Made By Frederic Worms

It's A Velcro Suit Made By Frederic Worms

00:04

Bruno talks about his Velcro suit prototype that he wore to the Milan fashion...

In September 2008, I Left For Milan Fashion Week.

In September 2008, I Left For Milan Fashion Week.

00:19

Bruno talks about wearing a Velcro suit that he wore to De La Prada.

How Much Do You Want? Just Half a Glass

How Much Do You Want? Just Half a Glass

00:04

Bruno pours Diesel a glass of champagne while demonstrating their boring and ...

Oh, My God. I Feel It.

Oh, My God. I Feel It.

00:05

Bruno and Diesel show how boring and ordinary their lives are, at home.

For the Last Nine Years, Ich Have Been Head Uber Heels in Love

For the Last Nine Years, Ich Have Been Head Uber Heels in Love

00:13

Bruno talks about his second true love, Diesel, whom he has been with for the...

Bruno Has Known True Love Twice in His Life

Bruno Has Known True Love Twice in His Life

00:08

Bruno talks about one of his two true loves, Milli.

He's Also My Nutritionist

He's Also My Nutritionist

00:04

Kookus helps Bruno purge, and demonstrates his abilities as a nutritionist.

Do You Think the Glasses Are Too Much? Yeah, I'd Lose Them

Do You Think the Glasses Are Too Much? Yeah, I'd Lose Them

00:08

Bruno asks Kookus about his opinion on a pair of glasses, because he's worrie...

Mein Personal Assistant, Kookus, Is My Rock

Mein Personal Assistant, Kookus, Is My Rock

00:05

Bruno introduces Kookus, his personal assistant and stylist.

This Is A Fashion Show, Not A Slave Auction

This Is A Fashion Show, Not A Slave Auction

00:04

Bruno coaches one of the runway models from the front row of an outdoor fashi...

Being the Host From Funkyzeit Means Bruno's Always Seated on the Front Row

Being the Host From Funkyzeit Means Bruno's Always Seated on the Front Row

00:04

Bruno tells about the perks of hosting your own TV fashion show.

Standing in Heels All Day, and Everyone's Watching You

Standing in Heels All Day, and Everyone's Watching You

00:23

Bruno interviews Heather Hahn about how being a fashion model is the hardest ...

Modeling, a Lot of People Think It's Easy

Modeling, a Lot of People Think It's Easy

00:06

Bruno interviews Heather Hahn about the difficulties in being a fashion model.

And the Most Exciting and Amazing Thing in the Town

And the Most Exciting and Amazing Thing in the Town

00:10

Kunal shows his pubic hair to make things a bit more edgy for the introductio...

Something Maybe a Bit More Crazy. Maybe Show A Bit Of Skin.

Something Maybe a Bit More Crazy. Maybe Show A Bit Of Skin.

00:10

Bruno tries to get Kunal to get even more edgy, as he introduces his TV fashi...

You are Watching Funkyzeit Program With Bruno

You are Watching Funkyzeit Program With Bruno

00:10

Bruno gets Kunal Nayyar, a famous fashion designer, to do a quick introductio...

Can You Do It Even More, Like, a Kind of Black Guy?

Can You Do It Even More, Like, a Kind of Black Guy?

00:03

Bruno tries to get the right attitude for the introduction to his TV Fashion ...

You are Watching Funkyzeit Program With Br?no

You are Watching Funkyzeit Program With Br?no

00:01

Bruno gets Kunal Nayyar, a famous fashion designer, to do a quick introductio...

Interviews with Everyone from the Euro-Fashion World

Interviews with Everyone from the Euro-Fashion World

00:05

Bruno tells a little about how influential his program, Funkyzeit is in the f...

Why Is Autism So Cool At The Moment? Because It's Funny

Why Is Autism So Cool At The Moment? Because It's Funny

00:10

Bruno asks a model about why Autism is so cool, during the "In or Out" segmen...

Funkyzeit Is Uber Influential

Funkyzeit Is Uber Influential

00:08

Bruno talks about how much of an impact his TV show, Funkyzeit has on the fas...

I Live in Austria's Coolest City, Vienna. No Big Deal. Whatever

I Live in Austria's Coolest City, Vienna. No Big Deal. Whatever

00:16

Bruno introduces his TV fashion show, Funkyzeit.

What's Up? I'm Bruno

What's Up? I'm Bruno

00:01

Bruno introduces himself for the introduction for his documentary.