"I saw my first hardcore movie. It was brutal. Everyone going at it like a bunch of sickos, sinners. I don't even know what's going on, and they talk in their own scabby dialogue and I can't keep up. Oh baby. Oh mama. I'm going to do a frontside boneless on the squeeb squab. What? I had to whip out my old porno-to-english dictionary. Oh ok, he's got sqeeb squab."


Watching his first hardcore porno.