"Last week Obama's justice department released 4 more Bush Administration torture memos. These memos outline in great detail the legal limit of what interrogators could and could not do to detainees. Of course people everywhere were shocked by these revelations. Even I was shocked to find such creative's use of product placement. In the section on what must be provided to prisoners the memo reads in no event is the detainee allowed to receive less than 1,000 calories per day. Calories are provided using commercial liquid diets such as Ensure Plus. Ensure Plus, one sip and you'll say pretty much anything."

Stephen Colbert jokes about the torture memos.