Dialog

Battle of the Bands director: What do they all have? Dewey Finn: It's a, uh... It's a rare blood disease. Stick-it-to-da-man-i-osis. Battle of the Bands director: What's that? I've never heard of it. Dewey Finn: You're lucky. Because it's hell. 

Description

Dewey, puts Summer's plan into action. he sells the director on them all being terminal patients from the children's hospital.

School of Rock

School of Rock
Aren't you tired of letting people push you around?
Aren't You Tired of Letting People Push You Around?
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Theo: You're out. This is Spider; he's replacing you. Spider: What's up, dawg?
You're Out
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Yeah, it's a 1968 Gibson SG. Mint condish. No. That's all? Well, that's a mistake. No, Hendrix pl...
Yeah It's a 1968 Gibson SG
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Hey. Hey. Miss Dumbum ain't your teacher today, I am, and I got a headache and the runs, so I say...
Miss Dumbum Ain't Your Teacher Today, I Am
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I'm not a satanic sex god anymore.
Dewey, I'm Not a Satanic Sex God Anymore
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Dewey: Okay, people, pay attention because I do not want to have to fail you. Summer: I thought...
Okay, People, Pay Attention
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Dewey Finn: Give me a platform. Let's rock, let's rock, today. Now do it to me. Lawrence: Let's...
Okay. Now Give Me a Platform
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Come on, come on, come on, come on Now touch me, babe. Can't you see that I am not afraid... Shak...
Come On Now Touch Me Babe
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Led Zeppelin. Don't tell me you guys have never gotten the Led out. Jimmy Page? Robert Plant? Rin...
Led Zeppelin
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Dewey: I wrote it in, like, 15 minutes and, uh, it's not done yet, and you might not like it... ...
I Wrote It in, Like, 15 Minutes
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