Hell there. This is your old pal Grover. And today I’m going to talk to you about near and far. In fact I little furry Grover is going to show you near and far. Okay, here it goes. First, this is near. Near. This is far! This is near. You see. Oh, I’ll do it once more for you, okay. This is near. This is far! And this is near again. Okay? You want to see it one more time? Okay sure I’m not doing anything. This is near. This is far! This is near you got that? No? Okay, this is near. This is far! This is near. Now you must understand…you don’t understand. This is far! I’ll get there hold on. This is near. Now you understand? You don’t understand?! This is far. And this is near. You under…no? Ah!

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Grover does his famous Near and Far skit.

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