If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists.

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Image of If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists. from Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park, Dr. Ian Malcolm, Richard Attenborough, John Hammond

Dialog

John Hammond: "When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked." Ian: "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists." 

Description

John tries to justify the errors in the park, but Ian disagrees about the level of danger.

Jeff Goldblum

Jeff Goldblum
"I'll tell ya what you need, a good anti-psychotic."
Anti-psychotic
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"Oh yeah, ooh, ah, that's how it always starts, but then later there's running, then screami...
How it starts
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"I'm fairly alarmed here."
I'm fairly alarmed here.
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John Hammond: "When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked." Ian: "Yeah...
If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat t...
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Ian: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. ...
Woman inherits the earth.
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Henry Wu: "You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will breed?&quo...
I'm simply saying that life, uh, finds a way.
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"What have they got in there, King Kong?"
King Kong
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Ian: "Now, eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? Yes...
Dinosaur tour?
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"This is one big pile of shit!"
One big pile of shit
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"Must go faster!"
Must go faster
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