Professional

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Image of Professional from Chevy Chase, Clark Griswold, Vegas Vacation, Corinna Harney, Girl at Blackjack Table

Dialog

Clark: "Did you know that blackjack is the only game where a smart player has a mathematical advantage over the house?" Girl at Blackjack Table: "Are you a professional?" Clark: "Hmm? Nah, not really....Are you?" 

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Chevy Chase

Chevy Chase
"All the media and press have been going, oh she's wonderful. Oh God, her speech was so gre...
Oh She's Wonderful
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Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.: "Can I refill your eggnog for ya? Get ya something to eat? Driv...
Leave ya for dead?
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"I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree. [Clark cuts the tree loose and a huge crash ...
Lots of sap
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Judge Smails: "You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club...
You're a tremendous slouch.
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"This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy…"
This is crazy
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Clark W. Griswold: "It's a one year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club." Cousin ...
That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
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"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Chris…Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass....
Merry Christmas, kiss my ass
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"Can I refill your egg nog for ya? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of ...
Egg nog?
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"250 strands of lights, 100 individual bulbes per strand, for a grand total of 25,000 import...
Italian twinkle lights!
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"We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fuc...
Hap-hap-happiest Christmas
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