Dialog

John: Oh, no no. Oh, I'm sorry. Sarah, I feel like I don't even know you. Vivian: It's Vivian. 

Description

About to have sex with a wedding guest, John screws up.

Wedding Crashers

Wedding Crashers
John Beckwith: I'm sorry I'm late. Jeremy Grey: I'm glad your here. John Beckwith: I'm sorry ...
I'm Sorry I'm Late
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Share that with the Dalai Lama, jackass.
Share That With the Dalai Lama, Jackass
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Jeremy Grey: Run! Johhny! She's tryin' to kill me! Claire Cleary: Grandma! John Beckwith: Who...
I told you that in confidence That was a confession!
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Because you wanna know what the kicker is, father? Maybe I'm a little fucking crazy. That's right...
You Wanna Know What the Kicker Is, Father?
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Jeremy Grey: I didn't get a lot of sleep last night John. I'm fried. John Beckwith: Soft mattre...
I Didn't Get a Lot of Sleep Last Night
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Jeremy Grey: I'm not even gunna say it, but you know I'm upset. John Beckwith: Yes. But I think...
You Know I'm Upset
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It's crap!
It's Crap!
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Jeremy Grey: That's interesting John, that glass looks half full to me. John Beckwith: Wow, now...
That Glass Looks Half Full to Me
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She took me below deck for 45 minutes. I don't have any bodily fluids left in me.
I Don't Have Any Bodily Fluids Left in Me
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I crashed a funeral earlier, and I...
I Crashed a Funeral Earlier
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