Sam: "You are the nuttiest, the stupid, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met." Diane: "You, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered --" Sam: "Shut Up! Shut your fat mouth." Diane: "Make me." Sam: "Make you? My God, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office." Diane: "Try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow, or shall I say funnier." Sam: "You know, you know I always wanted to pop you one, maybe this is my lucky day huh?" Diane: "You disgust me, I hate you." Sam: "Are you as turned on as I am?" Diane: "More."


Diane and Sam are arguing and end up kissing and becoming a couple