Secretary of State: "I'm the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl's Jr." Joe: "Why do you keep saying that?" Secretary of State: "'Cause they pay me every time I do. It's a really good way of making money. You're so smart, why don't you know that?"
While in prison, Joe takes an IQ test and is the smartest person in the world. When he is arrested the second time, he is brought to the White House.