"Queen was actually helping ya out. They were throwing out some hints, too. They weren't hiding. First of all, their name is Queen. Thats where 90% of the country tuned in. Not me! Cool name. Secondly, their songs are about making out with guys. They wear butless chaps in concert. Those guys get a lot of pussy. No they really don't. My friend told me, I was like, it;s not true, I saw them in concert and he grabbed the other guy. You mean he wasn't pretending?"

Spade didn't know that Queen was a gay band.