I'm Unable to Control the Pitch Or Volume of My Voice

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Dialog

I'm unable to control the pitch or volume of my voice. 

Description

The Weekend Update guest explains to Tina Fey why he talks the way he talks.

Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell
Girl: Thanks. Your costume is pretty. Buddy: Oh, it's not a costume. I'm an elf. Well, technica...
Your Costume Is Pretty
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And then, I traveled through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, past the sea of swirly-tw...
I Traveled Through the Seven Levels
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What the fuck do you want?
What the Fuck Do You Want?
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I almost numbchucked you, you don't even realize.
I Almost Numbchucked You, You Don't Even Realize
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Chazz: So, how's my protegé? John: Jeremy, boy, he... Chazz: Yeah, J-bone. John: ...J-bone i...
So How's My Protegé?
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Hey, mom! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!
Hey Mom! The Meatloaf!
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Dude died in a hang gliding accident! What an idiot! Aaaahhh, I'm hang gliding! Take a good pictu...
Dude died in a hang gliding accident! What an idiot!
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Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac
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Ma, the meatloaf! Fuck!
Ma, the Meatloaf! Fuck!
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Ma, the meatloaf! Fuck!
Ma, the Meatloaf! Fuck!
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