John: All right, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names and when I hit it, fuckin' buzz it, OK?
Ted: I will tell you.
John: You got me?
John: All right, Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantel, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noelle, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Earlene, Claudene, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Carly, Chloe, Devon, Emmy Lou...fucking Becky?
John: Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
John: OK, Brandylynn, Heatherlynn, Channinglynn...
John fires off white-trash names rapid fire style, trying to guess the name of Ted's new girlfriend.