"Then on March 9th the President signed an Executive Order allowing federal funding for embryonic stem cell research. Can't really blame him for that one, he is desperate to find a cure for whatever is wrong with Joe Biden. Just listen to what Biden told Matt Lauer about traveling during the Swine Flu scare. I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. You're in a confined aircraft where one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. He went on to say I have had it with these mother fucking sneezes on this mother fucking plane."

Stephen Colbert jokes about the swine flu and planes.