Hans: "Who are you, then?", John: "Just a fly in the ointment, Hans, a monkey in the wrench, a pain in the ass.", Hans: "You have me at a loss. You know my name, but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne, Rambo, Marshall Dillon?", John: "I was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers, actually. I really like those sequined shirts."