Spoons: Mr Rango, can you tell us about the Spirit of the West.
Doc: Oh, yeah! Tell us about that.
Waffles: Is it true what they say?
Rango: Uuuh, yes! The...Spirit of the West. The eternally unobtainable eye view. They say he rides in an alabaster carriage with golden guardians to protect him. But he only appears to those who have undertaken an epic quest...and have made it to the other side.
Sergeant Turley: Uh...the other side of what?
Rango: It's a metaphor.
Waffles: Ow! My eye!
Rango: Uh...that's gonna heal right up.
Rango draws in the air using glowing ember end of a stick that was poked in the fire.