Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right Johnny? John: Fuckin' right! Ted: Alright, come one, let's sing the Thunder Song. John: Alright. John & Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: "Fuck you thunder! You can suck my dick. You can't get me, thunder, 'cause your just God's farts. Pft."


John and Ted sing the Thunder Song to help them through the rough weather outside, so they can sleep.