You Do Not Talk to Me That Way!
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Daughter: "Your stories are lame, Dad!" Dad: [ angry ] "You do not talk to me like that!" Mom: "Do not raise your voice! Shut up!!" Dad: "You do not talk to me like that!" Daughter: I cannot believe -" Dad: "I am a Division Manager!! That is very important!! That is very important!! You don't talk to me like that!! People are scared of me!!" Daughter: "Why would anybody be scared of you! I hate you, you big fat terd!"

From Family Dinner Argument skit