Man: "Who is this?" 911: "This is the ambulance emergency line do you have an emergency?" Man: "I need a bambulance." 911: "I need a location what street are you on?" Man: "I need a mother fucking bambulance.. I'm at the mother fucking stop n go!!" 911: "Smith Corvell and what?" Man: "I'm in the mother fucking phone booth." 911: "You injured?" Man: "Yeah a deer bit me in the neck. Hold on the mother fucking dog is biting me."

A funny 911 call.