Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself?
Fat Bastard: Maybe. Heh heh heh heh. It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end. Ooh. Ha ha ha ha. Let's have a smell, all right? Ooh, wafting, wafting. Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? This is magic. All right, analysis. Oh, it smells like carrots and throw up. Oh, that could gag a maggot. I smell like hot sick ass in a dead carcass. Oh, even stink would say that stinks. You know when you go into an apartment building, and you smell other people's cooking on each floor, and you're going, "what are they cooking?" that, plus crap.

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Austin Powers is arresting Fat Bastard when he farts and gives a way too detailed description of his fart.

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