[A telephone rises out from a compartment next to the bed] Miss Mary Goodnight: "What's the matter?" James Bond: "Something came up. Hello?" M: "Ah there you are Bond, well done congratulations" James Bond: "Thankyou sir" M: "Is Miss Goodnight with you I'd like a word with her" James Bond: "Hold on sir" M: "Bond, Bond are you there? Goodnight?" James Bond: "She's just coming sir" M: "Goodnight? Goodnight? Goodnight!" James Bond: "Goodnight sir!"

Who's on first, the dirty version.