"So the same guy wanted to have kids, the guy with the stripper wife. Bad idea. But he goes, I'm thinking about having kids. I don't know if the sex afterwards will be the same. My trick is when we go into the delivery room, I'll be in the observation room. And afterwards when they sew everything up, it'll be like blackjack. I go, how so? I''ll be like this. You got 20 here. Hit me."
Spade's dirtball buddy wants the doctor to sew up his wife after birth … extra tight.