"The terrorists hate our freedom. You know what? I hate our freedom. Little old me, I'm an American. That's all we've done with it? We're assholes. We are fucking awful. The terrorists hate our freedom. Terrorists hate liberty. They hate freedom. They're freedom haters. We're freedom lovers. Shh, don't tell anyone. He's always whispering. Don't tell Canada."
Talking about The Simple Life and George W. Bush.