Frank: "And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year." Kramer: "Is there a tree?" Frank: "No. Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting." Kramer: "Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch." Frank: "Let's do it then! Festivus is back! I'll get the pole out of the crawl space." (Turns to leave, meets up with Elaine)


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