"The guy is vice president for 8 years you barely see a whiff of him. He lives in some subterranean lair, literally has his house removed from Google Earth. Then when he's no longer accountable for the American people he's popping up everywhere. Can't get him off my TV. He's like the Mario Lopez of Doom now."

Jon Stewart criticizes Dick Cheney for talking so much since he is not Vice President anymore.