Dick: "Eight months after we arrived, we had 9/11…We ended up with two wars in Afghanistan and Iraq…things like Katrina, all of these things required us to spend money that we had not originally planned to spend or weren’t originally part of the budget. Stuff happens.” Jon: "Stuff happens?! I left the chap stick in my pants and it went through the wash, that stuff happens. I accidently said shit when I meant stuff that stuff happens."

Jon Stewart is shocked when Cheney said stuff happens that cause all our problems.