"Other dog foods may be more nutritious, but Angry Dog has something special. It's powerful combination of synthetic testosterone and 7 psychoactive drugs go right to your dogs brain like a perfect touchdown pass leaving it excitable, on edge, combative, with a defiant chip on it's shoulder and quick to respond with violence to any threat, real or imagined. In short, an attitude that says to the world: 'Don't you dare fuck with me. Don't you ever fuck with me!'"

SNL does a parody of a dog food formulated to make them violent.