"Welcome to the show, thank you for joining us. You know, I am really steamed. I marched in a parade this weekend. The poster said it was in honor of my favorite emotion: pride. Well, it turns out it was a Gay Pride parade and I didn't find out until after I'd marched for 3 hours shouting 'I am Stephen Colbert and I am proud to be out.' By which I clearly meant 'outside.' It was a lovely day."


Colbert walks in the NYC Gay Pride parade.