John: "Dad, I wish you'd try the lowfat bacon." Grandpa: "Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other...and see which gets filled first!"
John: "Dad, I wish you'd try the lowfat bacon." Grandpa: "Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other...and see which gets filled first!"
Jack Lemmon
Grumpier Old Men
Burgess Meredith
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