Michael: I just want to say that no one's ever won a game of soccer by dying for his team. You win a game of soccer by making some other poor dumb die for his team. You guys never saw Patton, huh?
Kid on the soccer team: Oh, I saw it. That's just not a very good impression.

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Michael is imitating Patton and talking to Jay's soccer team that he has now taken over.

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