Man: "No disrespect or nothing but how long is this gonna take?" Yoda: "Patience." Man: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, patience how long will that take?" Yoda: "Years." Man: "Years? I want to beat people up right now." Yoda: "Ready are you? What know you ready?" Man: "I got some pajamas." Yoda: "No." Man: "Yes show me those flashy moves so I can start trashing bozos." Yoda: "A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense." Man: "Yeah well the best defense is a good offense." Yoda: "A Jedi must hold the deepest commitment." Man: "Listen shrimp are you gonna show me some fancy moves or am I gonna start waxing the walls with you?" Yoda: "Help you I can, yes." Man: "Alright now we're gonna get some action."

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Hilarious mix of Yoda quotes.

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