Garlick: Sir, you're not funny. Ask around. Dreiwitz: Ask me. Sir, with all due respect... uh, I think you're... you might lay an egg, I mean, a big egg. I know funny, and I don't think you're it. But, hey, such is life. Me, I'm not much with power tools.

The guys at the station try to convince Hauk not to attempt to do Cronauer's show.