Hoo-Gaa

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Howard (w/ gay voice): "My soulmate, my lovemate, he's anything and everything to me, Mr. Blackswell." Fred (as Mr. Blackswell): "Wilkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome! Oh Robin, it's so lovely to see you here today! Howard: "Mmm! Gimme a kiss!" Robin: "You two are just adorable together! And it's a wonderful thing to have you here, but I understand there's already been a problem?" Howard: "Yes, you know about this? I was in the program director's office...his name is Pig-Vomit. Yes, 'cause he looks like a pig and makes you want to vomit. Pig-Vomit! Anyways, Pig-Vomit says to me, this is not WNBC. It's WNNNNBC! WNNNNNBC! And I was not saying the cell letters right. It's a big problem. So to rect-ify this, I brought a cup of Blackswell's semen..." Robin: "Semen?" Fred: "I sqwoozed it myself...I hope it's not too tangy." Robin: "ANd what are you going to do with it?" Howard: "I'm going to gargle with is ans say the call letters over and over until I get it right." Robin: "And you think that will work?" Howard: "I don't care, because I love the taste of a man! HOO-GAA!" Fred: "HOO-GAA! Howard: "HOO-GAA!" Fred: "HOO-GAA!" Howard: "HOO-GAA!" Fred: "HOO-GAA!" Howard: "Alright, if I could have some music now! Mr. Engineer, please, some music, would you please? Would you guve us a record, per favor? Okay, thank you! Now watch and learn! La-la-la-la-la-la! (Gargles)" Fred: "There she blows!" Howard: (Gargling some more) Fred: "Can you believe it?" Robin: "You just swallowed!" Howard: "I swallowed! Oh my God!" Fred: "Waste not, want not, Robin!" Howard: "I wanna say, I love WNNNBC! See? It worked! I can say it! WNNNBC!"