Good afternoon, and welcome to a very special edition of ESPN football, as today the semipro Allenville Federal Prison guards will be taking on the very prisoners they guard. And with this special game, folks, comes a special broadcast, as I'm joined in the booth by Baby Face Bob. Say hi to the folks, Bob-O.

Chris Berman anchors for the ESPN broadcast of the prison football game. His guest, "Baby Face Bob", is not talkative.