God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see.

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Image of God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. from R. Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Donut, Marine Corp

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"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps." 

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R. Lee Ermey

R. Lee Ermey
Sergeant: "What's your name scumbag?" Ace Ventura: "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.&q...
Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket meets Ace Ventura
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"What's your name, scumbag?"
What's your name, scumbag?
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): "I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill i...
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor.
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"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister."
Hell, I like you.
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"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed ...
I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
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"You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck."
You had best un-fuck yourself.
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Private Joker why did you join my beloved Corps?" Private Jo...
Private Joker why did you join my beloved Corps?
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "How tall are you private?" Cowboy: "Sir, five foot nine...
How tall are you private?
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Did your parents have any children that lived?" Private Gome...
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PR...
Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
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