Dispatcher: Clark County 911 Mary Strey: Somebody's really drunk driving down Granton Road... Dispatcher: ...Which way are they going? Mary Strey: They are going, um... Dispatcher: Towards Granton or towards Neillsville? Mary Strey: Towards Granton Dispatcher: Okay are you behind them, or... Mary Strey: No, I am them Dispatcher: You am them? Mary Strey: Yes, I am them Dispatcher: Okay, so you want to call and report that you're driving drunk? Mary Strey: Yes

A Clark County woman recently called 911 to report a drunk driver, but it turns out, she was the one under the influence.