Cronauer: "Now, here's the weather, we're going to go right to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. Roosevelt, how's it goin'?" Funny voice: "Adrian, I'm with somebody! Don't ever come here and bother me right now!" Cronauer: "Well thanks, Roosevelt. Can't you give us a little weather?" Funny voice: "Not now, man! I'm on the balcony, man, I'm tryin' to score! Back off!!" Cronauer: "Well, what's the weather like?" Funny voice: "You got a window? OPEN IT!" Cronauer: "Thank you, Roosevelt! We'll just have to go to someone else for the weather. I guess we'll have to go all the way to Washington, Weather Central, with Walter Cronkite. Walter, what's the weather like?" Fake Walter Cronkite voice: "I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt...what it is, what it shall be, what it was. Weather out there today is hot and shitty, with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow, a chance of continued crappy weather, pissy weather, front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass....."

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Cronauer does his radio show in Vietnam to cheer up the troops.

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