Man: Good afternoon…speaking.
Becky: Hello, my name is Becky.
Man: Yep.
Becky: Hi can you help me?
Man: Yep.
Becky: What did you say your name was again?
Man: Amman.
Becky: Hi Amman.
Man: Can I help you?
Becky: You work with tires don’t you?
Man: We do yeah, can I help you?
Becky: Do you sell tires?
Man: Of course we sell tires. Can I help you? What do you want?
Becky: Do you buy them?
Man: Do we buy tires?
Becky: Let me tell you what it’s all about. My dad said that my mom has a spare tire and she gets upset. Amman!
Man: What did you say? Your mom has a spare tire? What’s wrong with it? What’s the point, does she need a new tire or what’s wrong with it?
Becky: It’s around her belly.
Man: …
Becky: Will you buy her spare tire off her.
Man: Yeah I will. I’ll give you 70 Euro for the tire on your mom’s belly. Okay.
Becky: Amman are you married?
Man: Am I married? No, I’m not married why?
Becky: Do you have a girlfriend?
Man: I do why?
Becky: Would you ever say to her that she has a spare tire.
Man: No, no.
Becky: Why not?
Man: Because she definitely hasn’t got a spare tire.
Becky: Would she get mad at you?
Man: For what?
Becky: For saying that about her.
Man: For saying what about her?
Becky: That she has a spare tire.
Man: I just said she hasn’t
Becky: Whatever Amman.
Man: What do you mean spare tire.
Becky: Does she got a little bit of extra fat around her middle?
Man: My girlfriend is not fat at all.
Becky: Are you in love?
Man: Oh definitely.
Becky: How long have you been together?
Man: 5 years.
Becky: What was the last romantic thing you did for her?
Man: The last romantic…I bought her flowers last week.
Becky: Do you think that’s enough?
Man: Eh, depends what you’re into. Some people are a bit materialistic like yourself there. Wants a lot more than others.
Becky: 5 years is a very long time.
Man: I know.
Becky: Are you going to pop the question?
Man: Not at the moment we can’t. Situations, I can’t go into it. It’s kind of private. Do you have a boyfriend?
Becky: No I’m hoping to get one for Christmas.
Man: Are you?
Becky: Yep. Do you think Santa will bring me one?
Man: Oh you never know. He might. Who is paying for this phone call?
Becky: You are Amman.
Man: I’m not paying for this phone call. You rang me I didn’t ring you.
Becky: Its reverse charges.
Man: Its reverse charges…if it was reverse charges the operator would have asked me if I want to accept and I didn’t get anything like that.
Becky: Your girlfriend didn’t get a question either.
Man: What question?
Becky: Will you marry me.
Man: She never asked me.
Becky: Amman you’re the best man ever.
Man: I know I am.
Becky: You’re some catch.
Man: Yeah I got to go now. I got to come back to work. If you still want to come at 3 o’clock…
Becky: Yeah but I’m not sure if she’ll fit in the car.
Man: Put her on the roof. You bring her up to me I’ll give you 70 Euro.
Becky: Amman you rock.
Man: So do you. I’ll see you then.
Becky: Bye.
Becky Prank calls a tire shop trying to sell her mother's spare tire.
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