Chain Chomp: Damn it!
Green Koopa Troopa: Hey, what’s the matter?
Chain Chomp: The Mario jumps over me every time. I don’t know why Bowser put this god damned chain on my body.
Green Koopa Troopa: I hear you man. Did you know I just walk off clips?
Chain Chomp: Seriously?
Green Koopa Troopa: Yeah man, right off the ledge, like a lemming.
Boo: I have it bad too. Check this retardedness out. I can only chase the Mario when his back is turned. And if the Mario looks at me I have to…hm how did Bowser put it…I have to freeze, turn invisible and never move. Fucking terrible.
Bullet Bill: Red man bad for me when he jump down, but I’m bad for him when he jump up. Me bullet me should be bad no matter how red man touch me.
Hammer Bros.: Get this guys, we can’t even throw our hammers at the Mario. Well we can throw them in his direction but we have to lob them…like we’re on some slow pitch, beer league softball team or something.
Larry Koopa: I don’t have much time. One time I suggested we lock up all the whistles, mushrooms and fire flowers in one castle so that Mario couldn’t get them and my dad just laughed and started building a clown balloon. All I’m saying is me and the other bosses are with you if you decide to do something. I got to go.
Mouser: Oh you guys got it so hard huh?
Green Koopa Troopa: Hey…you.
Mouser: It’s okay, you don’t have to pretend to know who I am. After all you haven’t even heard from me since Mario 2.
Chain Chomp: Oh yeah. I thought you looked familiar.
Mouser: I was pretty good at killing the Mario. I picked up the bombs you know. I could do that. You’d think Bowser would want me around but no.
Phanto: He speaks for all of us.
Bowser: What’s this? Mouser, what are you doing here? And Boo you can’t leave the castle.
Boo: Yes I can. I can go anywhere but you make me stay in the castle. Just like you make Chain Chop have a chain and how you make Green Koopa Troopas walk off cliffs.
Bowser: Of course Green Koopa Troopas walk off cliffs. Red Koopas are the ones that turn around.
Green Koopa Troopa: Don’t you see what you’re doing? You’re making this so much harder for us than it needs to be.
Bowser: How dare you question my leadership! All of you will burn in the lava for this insolence. I’ve ruled this kingdom for 20 years.
Mouser: Brothers, the reign of Bowser ends now!
Bowser: Holy shit!
Bowser's minions throw a mutiny so they can finally kill Mario.