I wake up every morning And I head to my PC To read about PS3 But when I check the gaming forum Your mistakes are all I see A grammatical catastrophe I would like to chat but you just can’t spell, you should learn to spell It’s not spelled like that, you should learn to spell you should learn to spell I’d like to make suggestions…but I can’t read what you write, and I’m trying with all my might When I posted some corrections, I didn’t mean to start a fight, but the thread flamed on all night Well maybe you’re dyslexic Or maybe you’re a moron When you’re talking games you know who to blame if you just can’t spell At your favorite site you should spell it right you should learn to spell This goes for Wii and 360 and PC as well It’s all hard to read so you simply need to learn how to spell Gotta learn to spell I know you’re probably thinking to yourself, that it’s just words on a screen Everybody knows what I mean But numbers aren’t letters And U and R are words Well your NeoGAF message made them laugh cause you could not spell Over at GameSpot reputation’s shot cause you just can’t spell And they agree at Quarter to Three and GamersHell You might try again at IGN once you learn to spell So it’s I before E except after C And sometimes “its” does not need an apostrophe But you don’t even care about “they’re,” “there,” and “their” It’s like you learned to speak from texting on your cell When you’re talking games we know who to blame if you just can’t spell At your favorite site you should spell it right you should learn to spell If a dictionary’s kinda scary, what the hell? Then you’re a fool, go back to school and learn to spell On the internet, this is what you get, people who can’t spell [you should learn to spell] On the gaming boards, you will be ignored if you just can’t spell [you should learn to spell] Do only fools use grammar rules where the gamers dwell? The written word seems so absurd when you can’t spell [you should learn to spell] I wrote this song cause you typed it wrong and you couldn’t tell [you should learn to spell] It’s not much fun as the only one here who can spell
The only thing that's really wrong with online discussion groups are the people who use them. It's difficult to go in and get some help when you're stuck on a game or ask advice on an upcoming purchase when the only people who answer your questions type like they're in the second grade, and they're not sure if they're going to make it to the third. If you've ever used the number "2" when you should have typed "to" (or "too"...or even "two") then this parody of All-American Rejects' "Gives You Hell" is 4 u. Keyboards and drums by Jude Kelley; guitar, bass, and lead vocals by Dan Amrich. Crowd vocals by many of our fans!