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I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona, but it's not halloween! Grow up, Peter Pan! Count Chocula! 

Description

Jeremy tries to suggest assuming identities they can't support. John sets him straight.

Wedding Crashers

Wedding Crashers
Mr. Kroeger: It would be no, not good at all! I earned those miles! Mrs. Kroeger: Yeah, you ear...
I Earned Those Miles!
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Jeremy: Who gives a shit? It's a great band, it's a bad band, It's like pizza, baby. It's good no...
Who Gives a Shit?
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Jeremy: And how about you? Don't you want to get inside chastity without having to wonder if ever...
Don't You Want to Get Inside Chastity
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Janice: Why do you need this? Jeremy: I sleep over at John's house every year for his birthday....
I sleep over at John's house every year for his birthday
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Do you do like that ass out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks...
Do You Do Like the Ass Out Hug?
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Old Italian Woman: Who's that? Old Italian Man: That's Luigi and Gina's son Christopher, the Ba...
Who Is That? That's Luigi and Gina's
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John: You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains? Woman at Reception: Mmm. John: I th...
You Know How They Say We Only Use 10 of Our Brains?
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Phenomenal finger food.
Phenomenal Finger Food
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But let's go kill some birds. I'm psyched.
But Let's Go Kill Some Birds. I'm Psyched
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Are they built for speed or for comfort? What you do with 'em? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?...
Are They Built for Speed or for Comfort? What You Do With 'Em? Moto...
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