"July is National Baked Bean Month, excuse me. Yes an month in which we pay tribute to on of America's favorite, most helpful and nutritious foods. I'm terribly sorry, as I was saying, good lord this is terribly embarrassing. I'm so, whoa doggy, I guess I'd better wrap this up quick basically, jesus, whoa, god, oh my god! Baked beans, they're nature's way of saying for god sake, open a window. Sorry."
Speaker farts while trying to do a voiceover.