Klink: Colonel Hogan, I have sent for you because I want to tell you a very funny joke.
Hogan: You're kidding.
Klink: A very funny joke. You'll enjoy it.
Hogan: Look, Colonel, it's almost 9: 00, and chances are, I've heard it.
Klink: You will sit there, and you will enjoy it!
Klink calls Hogan into his office and tells Hogan he wants to tell him a joke.