King Neptune: So...you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown.
Prisoner: Yes, but--
King Neptune: But what?!
Prisoner: But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.
King Neptune: Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

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King Neptune is holding court at his palace. He brings in a prisoner on trial for touching his crown.

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