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Bernard's Dad: I told you the next time you were late I was gonna take you over my knee. Now lay your ass on my lap.
Bernard: You can't spank me, dad. I'm too big.
Bernard's Dad: Look, I ain't afraid of you, Bernard. You think I'm wussy?

Bernard tells his dad he can't spank him because he's twice his size.

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