People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.

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Image of People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch. from Jack Nicholson, As Good as It Gets, Melvin Udall

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"People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch." 

Description

Melvin Udall is generally unpleasant to his neighbors.

Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson
Nice outfit.
Nice Outfit
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Grissom: That you, sugar bumps? Who the hell are you? Joker: It's me, Sugar bumps. Grissom:...
That You, Sugar Bumps?
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Joker: Honey? You'll never believe what happened to me today. Alicia: Huh. Joker: Huh.
You'll never believe what happened to me today
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Antoine got a little hot under the collar.
Antoine Got a Little Hot Under the Collar
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It is legitimate. I saw it. I was there. I saw it all. He reached up with his dead hand and signe...
He Reached Up With His Dead Hand
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The Joker: Who is that loss? Bob the Goon: It's Knox. The Joker: Bad tie.
Who Is That Loss?
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I've of a mind to make some mookie.
I've of a Mind to Make Some Mookie
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Crap... crap... crap... crap... Ah! Now that's good work! The skulls... the bodies... you give it...
I don't know if it's art, but I like it!
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Vicki Vale: What can I do for you? The Joker: Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a ...
What Can Do for You?
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We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I want to clean my claws.
We've Got a Flying Mouse to Kill
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