Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation.
Sam Witwicky: A what?
Ironhide: Shall I terminate?
Sam Witwicky:No, no, no, no. He's not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua. This is my... This is my Chihuahua. We love Chihuahuas! Don't we?
Ironhide: He's leaked lubricants all over my foot! Hmmph!
Sam Witwicky: He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo!
Ironhide: Bad Mojo!
Sam Witwicky: I'm sorry. He's got a male dominance thing. That's all it is.
Ironhide: Ugh, my foot's gonna rust...
Sam Witwicky: All right.
Ironhide aims his cannons at Mojo. Sam picks him up and explains...