Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure, but now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call... Preparation H! What? Scotty: Why don't you just call it operation ass cream, you ass? Dr. Evil: I'm sorry. Did you want some ice cream? Scotty: Yes. I'd love some chocolate ass cream. Dr. Evil: Perhaps later. Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan. Dr. Evil: Yeah, eh? Frau: Ja, herr doctor. It's a really good plan. Dr. Evil: Yes, Frau, on the whole, I think Preparation H feels good. Scotty: Ha ha! Dr. Evil: What is it now? Scotty: No, nothing. Know what? I agree. Preparation H does feel good on the hole.

Dr. Evil has come up with an insane name for a mission to destroy the world and Scotty makes fun of him for it.